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Wednesday, 28 November 2018

FUNNY JOKE FOR FRIENDS

FUNNY JOKE IN HINDI

DUKANDAAR AUR MAHILA 

DUKAANDAAR-KAISA SHUT DEEKHAAU
MAHEELA-PADOSAN TADAP TADAP KE DUM TOD DE AISA......πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒ

TEACHEAR AUR SANJU

TEACHER -SANJU YAMUNA NADI KAHA BAHATA HAI.
SANJU-JAMEEN PAR..
TEACHER -NAKSHE ME BATAVO KAHA BAHATI HAI.
SANJU -NAKSE ME KAISE BAH SAKATI HAI ..NAKSA BAH NHI JAYEGA πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒ

LADAKA AUR LADKI

LADKA -I LOVE YOU  
LADKI -AGAR MAI BHI I LOVE YOU BOLU TO TUMEH KAISA LAGEGA 
LADAKA- MAI TO KHUSI SE MAR JAUNGA 
LADKI-(HASTE HUEE) JAA NAHI BOLTI JEE LE APNI JINDAGI

STUDENT AUR ADMIN

HAMARA ADMIN BHI GAJAB HAI
VO SAVERE -SAVERE BAINK ME JAKAR SO GAYA.
KYUKI WAHA LIKHA THA KI 
YAHA SONE PAR LOAN DIYA JATA HAI

MAA AUR BETA FUNNY JOKE 

MAA-BETA DADI KO BIRTHDAY PAR KYA GIFT DOGE .
BETA-MAI DADI KO FOOTBALL DUNGA .
MAA-ARE BETA DADI IS UAMR ME FOOTBALL KA KYA KARENGI
BETA -DADI NE BHI TO MERE BIRTHDAY PAR BHAGVAT GEETA DEE THIπŸ‘πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒ

BOYFRIEND AND GIRLFRIEND

BOYFRIEND APNI GIRLFRIEND SE
DIL KI TAMANNA HAI KI TUJHE PALKO PE BITHA LU.
PAR TU 72 KILO KI HAI ..
YE DIL KO KAISE SAMJHAU
πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„

BADAL GARJE TO TERI YAAD AATI HAI

GIRLFRIEND-BAADAL GARGE TO TERI YAAD AATI HAI... ..SAWAN AAYE TO TERI YAAD AATI HAI
BOYFRIEND- PATA HAI TERI CHHATRI MERE PAAS PADI HAI LAUT DUNGA....

PAPPU KA FINAL INTERVIW

PAPPU FINAL INTERVEW KE LIYE EK COMPANY ME PAHUCHA ...
H.R.MANAGER-PHALE SAAL HUM APKO 6 LAKH KA PAKAEGE DENGE
AUR EK SAAL BAAD 10 LAKH KA PAKAGE DENGE
PAPPU-(BAIG UTHAKAR CHALTE HUE)MAI JATA HU AGLE SAAL AAUNGA .
H.R.MANAGER-KYU KYA HUAA ...JOIN NAHI KARNA KYA ..
PAPPU-JAB AGLE SAAL 10 LAKH KA PAKAGE MILEGA TO EK SAAL KYU BARBAAD KARNA ....

SAHAB AB KAM PAISA KYU DETE HAI

BHIKHAARI-KYA SAHAB...PHALE TO AAP 50 RS DETE THE BAAD ME 20 AUR AB TO 10 RS HI DETE HAI..
MONU-PHALE MAI KUWAARA THA ,FIR MERI SHAADI HO GAYI ,AUR AB BACHHA HO GAYA HAI.
BHIKHAARI -WAAH SAHAB PURE PARIVAAR KO MERE PAISE SE AISH KARA RAHE HAI.

SAR THEROY ME PROBLEM HAI

MONU -SAR MUJHE KUCH YAAD NAHI RAHTA 
TEACHER-ACCHA BATAVO KI CLASS ME TUMHARI PITAAI KAB HUI THI 
MONU-SAR MANGALAVAAR KO
TEACHER - YAH KAISE YAAD RAH GAYA 
MONU - SIR PRACTICAL ME NAHI THEROY ME PROBLEM HAI......

SANTA OR BANTA 

SANTA SAMOSE KO KHOLKAR ANDAR KA MASALA HI KHA RAHA THA ;
BANTA -ARE TU PURA SAMOSA KYU NAHI KHA RAHA HAI .,
SANTA -ARE MAI BEEMAR HU ,ISLIYE DOCTOR NE BAHAR KI CHEEZ KHAANE KE LIYE MANA KIYA HAI.

PATNI KAISI HONI CHAHIYE

PATNI KAISI HONI CHAHIYE ?
IS BISHAY PAR HEAD MASTER JEE NE .PURE DO GHANTE KA LECTURE DIYA .
MAINE PURA LECTURE .
MOBILE ME RECORD KAR KE ...UNAKE PATNI KO SEND KAR DIYA 
KAL SAAYED HAMARE SCHOOL KI CHHUTTI RAHEGI.

MUJHE DUNIYA ME RESPECET DENE WAAL 

IS DUNIYA ME MUJHE KOI SABSE JEEYADA RESPECET DENE WALE AGAR KOI HAI TO 
MERI TEEJORI KE KAPDE ...
JAB BHI TEEJORI KHOLTA HU .
5-6 KADMO ME AA GIRTE HAIπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒ



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