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Tuesday, 27 November 2018

FUNNY SHAYARI FOR FRIENDS

FUNNY SHAYARI IN HINDI

FUNNY SHAYARI TEACHER OR PAPPU

SCHOOL KE PICHHE NADI ME PRINICIPAL DUB RAHA THA

PAPPU NE DEKHA OR JOR SE CHILLATE HUYE BHAAGA KAL CHHUTTI HAI

FUNNY SHAYARI IN HINDI TEACHER AND STUDENT

TEACHER-BACHCHO APNA APNA NAAM OR PASAND BATAVO 
1; LADKA HAMARA NAAM MONU HAI HUMKA JALEBI PASAND HAI 
2; LADKA HAMARA NAAM SONU HAI HUMKA BHI JALEBI PASAND HAI 
3; LADKA HAMARA NAAM MOTU HAI HUMKO BHI JALEBI PASAND HAI 
TEACHER; SABKA PASAND EK HAI .....BAHUT ACCHA 
TEACHER ;LADKI TUMHARA NAAM 
LADKI; HAMARA NAAM JALEBI HAI 
TEACHER ; BEHOSH

FUNNY SHAYARI PHALE OR AAJ


PURAANE JAMANE ME JAB KOI BAITH KAR HASTA THA 
TO LOG KAHTE THE ISPE BHOOT KA PRET KA SAANAY HAI
AAJ KOI AKELE ME BAITH KAR HASTA HAI 
TO LOG KAHTE HAI MUJHE BHI SEND KAR DE

ZULFO ME PHOOLO KO

ZULF ME PHOOLO KO SAZA KE  AAYI
CHEHARE SE DUPATTA UTHA KE AAYI 
KISI NE PUCCHA AAJ BADI KHUBSURA LAG RAHI HAI 
HUMNE KAHA SAYED AAJ NAHA KE AAYI HAI 

KHAYALAAT BADAL JAATE HAI

UMR KI RAAHO ME JAJBAAT BADAL JAATE HAI 
WAQT KI AANDHI ME HALAT BADAL JAATE HAI 
SOCHTA HU KI KAAM KAR KE RECORD TOD DU 
PAR OFFICE AATE AATE KHAYALLAT BADAL JAATE HAI

TUJHE AISI ITEM MILE

TERI DUNIYA ME KOI GAM NA HO 
TERI KHUSHIYA KABHI KAM NA HO 
BHAGWAAN TUJHE AISI ITEM DE 
JO SUNNY LEONE SE KAM NA HO 

LADKI KA BAAP KYA JAANE 

DIL KA DARD DIL TODNE WALE KYA JAANE 
PYAAR KE REEWAJO KO YE DUNIYA KYA JAANE
HOTI HAI KITNI LADKI PATANE ME 
YE GHR BAITHA USKA BAAP KYA JAANE

KARWA DENGE SHADI 

AP DIL PAR NA MERE YUN WAAR KIJIYE 
CHHODO YE NAFRAT TODA PYAAR KIJIYE
KARWAAN DENGE HUM APKI ACCHI JAGAH SHADI
TAB TAK AP HAMARE SAATH AANKHE CHAAR KIJIYE

SURAJ KO TOD DUNGA 

CHAAND KO TOD DUNGA .....SURAJ KO FOD DUNGA 
TU EK BAAR HAAN KAR DE PHALI WAALI KO CHORE DUNGA 

PHOOL BAKARI KHA GYI

ARJ KYA HAI..
KI BAHAR AANE SE PHALE KHIJA AA GAYI 
AUR PHOOL KHILNE SE PHALE BAKRI KHA GYI

BAHUT PADKE AAYE HAI

HUMNE TO CHARO TARAF PADHAI KA MAHOL BANAYA HAI..LEKIN FIR BHI EXAM ME ANNDA HI AAYA HAI,..HAM TO YOON HI CHAL DETE HAI BINA MUH DHOYE HI EXAM ME ...SAALE DOST KAHTE HAI BAHUT PADKE AAYA HAI

KHARCHE BAHUT HAI YAARO

MOHABBAT KE CHARCHE BAHUT HAI YAARO 
HUSN KE PARCHE BAHUT HAI YAARO 
MOHABBAT KARNE SE PHALE SOCH LENA
KYUKI ISME KHARCHE BAHUT HAI YAARO

TO HUM BEHOS HO GYE

UNHONE NE AAJ HUM TIRCHI  NAJAR DAALI
TO HUM MADHOS HO GAYE
BAAD ME PATA CHALA NAJAR HI TIRCHI HAI
TO HUM BEHOS HO GYE

ACCHAR DALA 

VO MUJHSE JUDA HO GAYI USKI JUDAI NE MAAR DALA HAI
MERA KALEJA US BEWAFA NE FAAD DAALA HAI
MAINE APNE SABHI ARMAAN GAAD DALA HAI 
KABHI MERE GHR PE AANA MERI AMMI NE ACCHAR DALA HAI

MAHBOOB AAYA HAI 

IS MOHABBAT ME HUMNE YE ANJAAM PAAYA HAI 
HUM LANGDE LOOLE HO GYE AUR MUNH ME KHOON AAYA HAI 
HOSPITAL PAHUCHE TO NURSO NE ARJ KIYA 
DEKJO YAARO AAJ FIR KISI KA MAHHBOOB AAYA HAI

TERE AANE SE 

MERA DIL UDAS HAI  TERE NA AANE SE 
TOO LAUT KAR AAJA KISI BAHAANE SE 
DEKH TO MERE GHR KA KYA HAAL HAI 
KITNA KACHARA JAMA HAI TERE NA  AANE SE 

MAMA KAH KE BULATE HAI

VO JAALIM AAJ BHI HUME DEKH KAR MUSKARATE HAI 
VO TO UNKE BACHHE ITNE KAMINE HAI 
JO HUME MAMA MAMA KAH KE BULAATE HAI

THAME RAHTI HAI HAR WAQT MOBILE

AJAB SE TERE NAKHRE 
GAJAB SE HAI TERE STYLE 
NAAK POCHNE KI TUJHE TAMEEJ NAHI
AUR THAAME RAHTI HAR WAQT MOBILE

SURU SE DHEELA HAI 

YE AASMAN ITNA KYU NEELA HAI 
YE PAANI ITNA KYU GEELA HAI 
YE PHOOL ITNA KYU PILA HAI 
HUME TO LAGTA HAI APKA SCRU SURU SE HI DHEELA HAI

THODA JALDI BAN JAATE HAI

HUM AAPKO IS KADAR CHAHATE HAI 
JISE DEKHKAR DUNIYA WAALE JAL JAATE HAI
VAISE TO HUM HAR KISI KO ULLU BANATE HAI
LEKIN AAP THODA JALDI BAN JAATE HAI

DUA DENA HAMARI SHAADI ME

HUM KIS KIS KA NAAM LE APNI BARBAADI ME 
KYUKI BAHUT SE LOG AAYE THE HAMARI SHAADI ME


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