FUNNY SHAYARI IN HINDI
FUNNY SHAYARI TEACHER OR PAPPU
SCHOOL KE PICHHE NADI ME PRINICIPAL DUB RAHA THA
PAPPU NE DEKHA OR JOR SE CHILLATE HUYE BHAAGA KAL CHHUTTI HAI
FUNNY SHAYARI IN HINDI TEACHER AND STUDENT
TEACHER-BACHCHO APNA APNA NAAM OR PASAND BATAVO
1; LADKA HAMARA NAAM MONU HAI HUMKA JALEBI PASAND HAI
2; LADKA HAMARA NAAM SONU HAI HUMKA BHI JALEBI PASAND HAI
3; LADKA HAMARA NAAM MOTU HAI HUMKO BHI JALEBI PASAND HAI
TEACHER; SABKA PASAND EK HAI .....BAHUT ACCHA
TEACHER ;LADKI TUMHARA NAAM
LADKI; HAMARA NAAM JALEBI HAI
TEACHER ; BEHOSH
FUNNY SHAYARI PHALE OR AAJ
PURAANE JAMANE ME JAB KOI BAITH KAR HASTA THA
TO LOG KAHTE THE ISPE BHOOT KA PRET KA SAANAY HAI
AAJ KOI AKELE ME BAITH KAR HASTA HAI
TO LOG KAHTE HAI MUJHE BHI SEND KAR DE
TO HUM MADHOS HO GAYE
BAAD ME PATA CHALA NAJAR HI TIRCHI HAI
TO HUM BEHOS HO GYE
ZULFO ME PHOOLO KO
ZULF ME PHOOLO KO SAZA KE AAYI
CHEHARE SE DUPATTA UTHA KE AAYI
KISI NE PUCCHA AAJ BADI KHUBSURA LAG RAHI HAI
HUMNE KAHA SAYED AAJ NAHA KE AAYI HAI
KHAYALAAT BADAL JAATE HAI
UMR KI RAAHO ME JAJBAAT BADAL JAATE HAI
WAQT KI AANDHI ME HALAT BADAL JAATE HAI
SOCHTA HU KI KAAM KAR KE RECORD TOD DU
PAR OFFICE AATE AATE KHAYALLAT BADAL JAATE HAI
TUJHE AISI ITEM MILE
TERI DUNIYA ME KOI GAM NA HO
TERI KHUSHIYA KABHI KAM NA HO
BHAGWAAN TUJHE AISI ITEM DE
JO SUNNY LEONE SE KAM NA HO
LADKI KA BAAP KYA JAANE
DIL KA DARD DIL TODNE WALE KYA JAANE
PYAAR KE REEWAJO KO YE DUNIYA KYA JAANE
HOTI HAI KITNI LADKI PATANE ME
YE GHR BAITHA USKA BAAP KYA JAANE
KARWA DENGE SHADI
AP DIL PAR NA MERE YUN WAAR KIJIYE
CHHODO YE NAFRAT TODA PYAAR KIJIYE
KARWAAN DENGE HUM APKI ACCHI JAGAH SHADI
TAB TAK AP HAMARE SAATH AANKHE CHAAR KIJIYE
SURAJ KO TOD DUNGA
CHAAND KO TOD DUNGA .....SURAJ KO FOD DUNGA
TU EK BAAR HAAN KAR DE PHALI WAALI KO CHORE DUNGA
PHOOL BAKARI KHA GYI
ARJ KYA HAI..
KI BAHAR AANE SE PHALE KHIJA AA GAYI
AUR PHOOL KHILNE SE PHALE BAKRI KHA GYI
BAHUT PADKE AAYE HAI
HUMNE TO CHARO TARAF PADHAI KA MAHOL BANAYA HAI..LEKIN FIR BHI EXAM ME ANNDA HI AAYA HAI,..HAM TO YOON HI CHAL DETE HAI BINA MUH DHOYE HI EXAM ME ...SAALE DOST KAHTE HAI BAHUT PADKE AAYA HAI
KHARCHE BAHUT HAI YAARO
MOHABBAT KE CHARCHE BAHUT HAI YAARO
HUSN KE PARCHE BAHUT HAI YAARO
MOHABBAT KARNE SE PHALE SOCH LENA
KYUKI ISME KHARCHE BAHUT HAI YAARO
TO HUM BEHOS HO GYE
UNHONE NE AAJ HUM TIRCHI NAJAR DAALITO HUM MADHOS HO GAYE
BAAD ME PATA CHALA NAJAR HI TIRCHI HAI
TO HUM BEHOS HO GYE
ACCHAR DALA
VO MUJHSE JUDA HO GAYI USKI JUDAI NE MAAR DALA HAI
MERA KALEJA US BEWAFA NE FAAD DAALA HAI
MAINE APNE SABHI ARMAAN GAAD DALA HAI
KABHI MERE GHR PE AANA MERI AMMI NE ACCHAR DALA HAI
MAHBOOB AAYA HAI
IS MOHABBAT ME HUMNE YE ANJAAM PAAYA HAI
HUM LANGDE LOOLE HO GYE AUR MUNH ME KHOON AAYA HAI
HOSPITAL PAHUCHE TO NURSO NE ARJ KIYA
DEKJO YAARO AAJ FIR KISI KA MAHHBOOB AAYA HAI
TERE AANE SE
MERA DIL UDAS HAI TERE NA AANE SE
TOO LAUT KAR AAJA KISI BAHAANE SE
DEKH TO MERE GHR KA KYA HAAL HAI
KITNA KACHARA JAMA HAI TERE NA AANE SE
MAMA KAH KE BULATE HAI
VO JAALIM AAJ BHI HUME DEKH KAR MUSKARATE HAI
VO TO UNKE BACHHE ITNE KAMINE HAI
JO HUME MAMA MAMA KAH KE BULAATE HAI
THAME RAHTI HAI HAR WAQT MOBILE
AJAB SE TERE NAKHRE
GAJAB SE HAI TERE STYLE
NAAK POCHNE KI TUJHE TAMEEJ NAHI
AUR THAAME RAHTI HAR WAQT MOBILE
SURU SE DHEELA HAI
YE AASMAN ITNA KYU NEELA HAI
YE PAANI ITNA KYU GEELA HAI
YE PHOOL ITNA KYU PILA HAI
HUME TO LAGTA HAI APKA SCRU SURU SE HI DHEELA HAI
THODA JALDI BAN JAATE HAI
HUM AAPKO IS KADAR CHAHATE HAI
JISE DEKHKAR DUNIYA WAALE JAL JAATE HAI
VAISE TO HUM HAR KISI KO ULLU BANATE HAI
LEKIN AAP THODA JALDI BAN JAATE HAI
DUA DENA HAMARI SHAADI ME
HUM KIS KIS KA NAAM LE APNI BARBAADI ME
KYUKI BAHUT SE LOG AAYE THE HAMARI SHAADI ME
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