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Sunday, 2 December 2018

bhabhi jokes in hindi

BHABHI JOKES IN HINDI

JAG SUNA- SUNA LAAGE

PADOSAN KE FRIEND REQUEST EXCEPT KARTE HI MAN MAYURAA NAACH UTHA 
FAURAN INBOX ME SALAM THOK DIYA 
TURANT JAWAB BHI AA GAYA 
ROJ GUFTAGU HONE LAGI ..
KYA BANAYA KYA KHAYA 
KON SI DRESS ME ACCHI LAGTI HU
VAGAIRAH.....VAGAIRAH.

AKASAR TODNE KE MOUKE DHUDHNE JAANE LAGE
EK DEEN ACHANAK EK FUNCTION MEIN MULAKAAT  HO GAYI
HIMMAT JUTA KAR UNKE KAREEB JAAKAR KAH HI DIYA 
BHABHI JI FACEBOOK PAR TO AAPKA BADA RUTBA HAI
EK-EK POST PAR 100-100 LIKE COMMENT SHARE KYA KHANE...KYA KHANE

VO BOLI .....ARE KAHA WQT HI NAHI MIL PATA 
MERE ID TO APKE BHAI SAHAB CHALATE HAI......

CHHAN SE JO TUTE SAPNA 
JAG SUNA SUNA LAGE

ELECTION WAALE DEEN

ELECTION KE MAHOLL MEIN MAINE 
PADOS KI BHABHI SE PUCH LIYA 
KISKO DOGI.....????
VO GUSSE SE BOLI 
AAP KO TO BILKUL NAHI DUNGGI😃😃😃😃😃😃😃

EK FALTU BHABHI JI KA JOKS 

EK LADKI NE AP BITI MEIN JO BATAYA VO AAP BHI PDHOGE TO HAS-HAS KE LAUT POT HO JAAVOGE .....
OFFICE SE NIKALI THI MAI APNI SAHELI KE SAATH........
TO RASTE MEIN BADAPAV KI DUKAAN PE RUKE HUM ...
HUM DONO NE PET BHARKAR GRMA- GARAM VADAPAV KHAYE ...
AUR PAIDAL HI GHAR KI TRAF NIKAL LIYE ....
KAREEB 20 MINUTE LAGE GHAR PAHUCHANE MEIN .......
GHAR PAR PAHUCH KAR DARWAJA KHAT KHATAYA TO PATI GHAR PAR HI MILE AUR UNHONE HI DARWAJA KHOLA....
AUR DARWAJE PAR HI MUJHE GALE LAGA KAR BOLE KI EK MAST WALA SURPRIZE HAI ......
AUR DARWAAJE PAR HI MERI AANKHO PAR PATTI BAANDH DI .......
AUR FIR DHREE- DHREE MUJHE DINING TABLE KE PASS LE GAYE AUR KURSI PAR BITHA DIA....
MERI AANKHO SE PATTI KHOLNE WAALE THE KI TABHI TELIFONE KI GHANTI BAJ GAYI...
AUR PATI DUSRE ROOM MEIN TELIFONE SUNANE CHALE GAYE AUR BOLE MERE AANE TAK AANKHO SE PATTI MAT KHOLNA ....
DUSRE KAMRE MEIN PATI KE PHONE PAR BOLNE KI AAWAJ AA RAHI THI ...
MAINE SOCHA UNHONE KUCH KHANE PINE KA BANAYA HOGA AUR MAI WAISE BHI 
5-6 BADA PAV KHAKAR AAYI HUN JAB TAK VO   AATE HAI TAB TAK KYU NA HALKA HO LIYA JAAYE ....
AUR MAINE DHIRE SE APNA EK PAIR UPAR UTHAYA AUR...
PUR..PUR..FAT FAT......
BADBU JEEYADA AA RAHI THI TO MAINE APNE RUMAAL SE NAAK KE PAAS HAWA KI AUR BAITH GAYI...
UNAKI PHONE PAR BAAT CHAL RAHI THI TO MAINE DUSRA PAIR BHI DHIRE SE UPPAR UTHAYA AUR...
PUR..PUR...FUS...FUS...
ABKI BAR PHALE SE BHI JEEYADA BADBU AAYI TO MAINE FIR SE RUMAAL SE HAWA KI AUR RUMAAL PARS MEIN RAKH LIYA ....
DUSRE KAMRE MEIN PATI KE PHONE RAKHNE KI AAWAJ AAYI...
UNKE PASS AANE SE PHALE HI MAINE APNE BAAL THIK KIYE AUR APNE DONO HATH TABEL PAR RAKHE ...
AUR HALKI SI MUSKAAN BIKHERATE HUE EKDUM SHANT BAITH GAYI MAANO KUCH HUAA HI NA HO .....
PASS AAKAR UNHONE PUCHA KI AANKHO SE PATTI TO NAHI HATAYI NA ....
MAINE BHI BADE PYAAR SE BOLA NAHI JAANU JI.....NAHI HATAYI...
AUR PHIR UNHONE SURPRIZE BOLTE HUEE DHERE DHERE SE MERI AANKHO SE PATTI HATAYI TO SAMNE KYA DEKHTI HU .....
UNKE SAARE DOST DINING TABEL PAR APNE HATHO SE NAAK BHICHAKAR BAITHE THE AUR JOR SE BOLE HAPPY BIRTHDAY BHABHI JI......
ISE KAHTE HAI NAYA ..
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LADKI NE GHAR CHORA 

LADKI NE GHAR CHORA SASURAAL MILA 
BHAI CHORA CHOTA DEVAR MILA
BEHAN CHORA CHOTI NANAD MILI
MAA BAAP CHORA SAAS SASUR MILE....


PAR AISA KYA CHORA PATI MILA ?


KUCH BHI NAHI .. MUFT ME MILA KADAR KAHA SE HOGI...
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SANTA BANTA BHABHI JOKE

SANTA  -YAAR KAL SHAM KO BHABHI TUJHE ITNA KYU MAAR RAHI THI 
BANTA -KYA BATAU YAAR SARKAARI OFFICE MEIN KAAM KARTE -KARTE MERA BHI NA DEEMAG KHARAB HO GAYA HAI...
SANTA -LEKIN HUAA KYA ?
BANTA-YAAR KAL APNI GIRLFRIEND KO LOVE LETTER LIKHHA AUR PARATILIPI 
SUCHNAARTHA AUR AAWASAYAK KARIYAWAAHI HETU PATNI KO BHEJ DEE....








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